haiku
August 2008 
Consider the Facts
Posted on Sep 11th, 2007
by 
sarva
sarva
Let's not kid ourselves. Genetic engineering is here to stay. But perhaps it is not merely sinister. Perhaps, we can use it to advantage for our green movement.
Proposal 1: certain people could be genitically engineered to be born with a mark, a "birthmark." The melanin in their skins, beneath their clothing would form dark brown mole-like patches. They would be made to form letters, in English, of course, since it is the language of commerse. The birthmarks would read "EAT ME." This would designate the marked human as one who was made to be consumed by other humans, "made to go to market." Human meat is quite tender, and the marked person would be raised in luxury with tender loving care to ensure that the meat would be juicy and well-marbled. As children, the marked ones would be convinced that to give their lives as a delicacy would be the highest goal and most upright thing they could posibly do for humankind. The meat would be taken when the child reached the age of thirteen.
If you were to eat one of the children, the genes would implant themselves into your genetic code, like a virus, which insinuates itself to reproduce itself. That would mean that your children would most likely have the gene, and it would be a DOMINANT gene. If the gene expressed itself in your child, s/he would be "made to go to market." You would be so proud to give your child over to such a noble cause! The trend would catch on world-wide, and population would be controlled, since virtually everybody eats meat.
Proposal 2: happiness is inevitible. We allow the Earth to express herself in global climate change, so she can rid herself of humans. Stop thinking "GLOBAL WARMING!" Start thinking "EARTH'S IMMUNE SYSTEM!" Also, the Sun is livid.
peace,
sarva
Proposal 1: certain people could be genitically engineered to be born with a mark, a "birthmark." The melanin in their skins, beneath their clothing would form dark brown mole-like patches. They would be made to form letters, in English, of course, since it is the language of commerse. The birthmarks would read "EAT ME." This would designate the marked human as one who was made to be consumed by other humans, "made to go to market." Human meat is quite tender, and the marked person would be raised in luxury with tender loving care to ensure that the meat would be juicy and well-marbled. As children, the marked ones would be convinced that to give their lives as a delicacy would be the highest goal and most upright thing they could posibly do for humankind. The meat would be taken when the child reached the age of thirteen.
If you were to eat one of the children, the genes would implant themselves into your genetic code, like a virus, which insinuates itself to reproduce itself. That would mean that your children would most likely have the gene, and it would be a DOMINANT gene. If the gene expressed itself in your child, s/he would be "made to go to market." You would be so proud to give your child over to such a noble cause! The trend would catch on world-wide, and population would be controlled, since virtually everybody eats meat.
Proposal 2: happiness is inevitible. We allow the Earth to express herself in global climate change, so she can rid herself of humans. Stop thinking "GLOBAL WARMING!" Start thinking "EARTH'S IMMUNE SYSTEM!" Also, the Sun is livid.
peace,
sarva
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